When your clothes came off, I was stunned <br />Couldn't believe you wanted to have some fun <br />Breathless I fell asleep with you <br />Really thought you did the same, too <br />What a surprise was I in for <br />When you handcuffed me and opened the door <br />A film crew ran in with lights in my face <br />Laughing you said I was being put in my place <br />Flipped me over with a whip in your hand <br />What was happening I didn't understand <br />What a surprise was I in for <br />You beat me and asked if I wanted more? <br />Never had nothing happened like this in my life <br />Then in through the door walked my wife <br />Dressed up like a bad dominitrix <br />I knew I was gonna suffer some tricks <br />What a surprise was I in for <br />You treated me worse than a whore <br />She told me this was the end of my cheating <br />Right after she gave me one hell of a beating <br />Striped my ass from head to my feet <br />Told me the next time, I'd be more than beat <br />Out came a tube of Super Glue <br />Unfortunately, I knew what you were gonna do <br />Glued my best friend to my inner thigh <br />To standing urination, I said goodbye <br />Next day the maid walked into the room <br />Opening the drapes got rid of the gloom <br />Saw me on the bed and a whip on the floor <br />Said ' Senor', you need a little more' <br />Beat my ass and left me crying <br />Called the cops and told 'em I was dying <br />What a surprise was I in for <br />They came and kicked down the door <br />Laughing so hard they pissed their britches <br />While the whole time I'm calling them sonsofbitches <br />What a surprise was I in for!<br /><br />james d nall,jr<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cheating-on-my-wife-revised/
